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	<title>Olé Today &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Who Is Alvin Greene (videos)</title>
		<link>http://oletoday.com/wordpress/2010/06/meet-alvin-greene-videos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 20:10:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[




Manny Lopez:
For those who get their kicks out of politics, the June 8th primary was like watching the 7th season premier of Entourage. However, the South Carolina Senate Primary has taken over the national spotlight and even served to entertain those who couldn’t care less about politics.
The Republican primary resulted with Senator Jim DeMint winning [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Five Things You&#8217;ll Need, FOR THE FUTURE!</title>
		<link>http://oletoday.com/wordpress/2010/05/five-things-youll-need-for-the-future/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 21:16:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some things that will still exist in the dystopia we're headed for, but will have very different uses.                                                                 ]]></description>
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		<title>UCSB Athletic Department Markets Gaucho Sperm to Boost Scholarship Funding</title>
		<link>http://oletoday.com/wordpress/2010/05/ucsb-athletic-department-markets-gaucho-sperm-to-boost-scholarship-funding/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 02:55:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
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Nate Kox:
In light of recent budget cuts across the board in the UC system, campuses are finding increasingly creative ways to function on a much leaner budget.  These are some of the approaches we&#8217;re trying here at UCSB.
To compensate for the lack of athletic scholarship funding due to the failure of the recent referendum, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MTV Presents The Real World: Isla Vista, Version 2.5</title>
		<link>http://oletoday.com/wordpress/2010/03/mtv-presents-the-real-world-isla-vista-version-2-5/</link>
		<comments>http://oletoday.com/wordpress/2010/03/mtv-presents-the-real-world-isla-vista-version-2-5/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:20:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Hurtz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Definitely written by someone other than Dick Hurtz:
As we approach stage four in MTV’s The Real World: Isla Vista, some very strange things have been happening.
For all we know, Travis Miller has passed to a better place. Shounak forgot the “three day water rule” and Travis died of dehydration after being boarded in his room [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Eight Types Of Partiers You Meet In Isla Vista</title>
		<link>http://oletoday.com/wordpress/2010/03/the-eight-types-of-partiers-you-meet-in-iv/</link>
		<comments>http://oletoday.com/wordpress/2010/03/the-eight-types-of-partiers-you-meet-in-iv/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 05:06:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shounak Dharap</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shounak Dharap:
Every weekend night, hordes of UCSB and SBCC students take to the streets and engage in bacchanalia with reckless abandon. Del Playa is filled with people whose drunken revelry can rival that of Dionysus himself. The haunting siren-like calls of 6-foot tall speakers and the sweet nectar of Nati Light turn these students by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MTV’s The Real World: Isla Vista &#8211; Stage Two</title>
		<link>http://oletoday.com/wordpress/2010/02/mtvs-the-real-world-isla-vista-stage-two/</link>
		<comments>http://oletoday.com/wordpress/2010/02/mtvs-the-real-world-isla-vista-stage-two/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 08:32:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Hurtz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by someone other than Dick Hurtz:
We are in stage two of MTV’s hottest experiment since “True Life: My Mom is your Mom.” Everything is going quite smoothly, except for a couple of problematic situations.  
That’s what we love though, right? 
Problems! 
Of course, if they’re not happening to us.
In an expected twist, Evan Wagstaff has started hoarding bananas [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chancellor Yang Joins Student-Labor Organizations After Scrabble Loss to Schwarzenegger</title>
		<link>http://oletoday.com/wordpress/2010/02/chancellor-yang-finally-joins-with-student-labor-organizations-after-scrabble-loss-to-schwarzenegger/</link>
		<comments>http://oletoday.com/wordpress/2010/02/chancellor-yang-finally-joins-with-student-labor-organizations-after-scrabble-loss-to-schwarzenegger/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 19:56:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Zak Weinberg:
Thursday, Chancellor Yang issued an important statement regarding his stance on the UC budget cuts, stating, &#8220;Due to irreversible damage inflicted upon my relationship with the governor of California, I move my halfhearted support for the campus-wide movement against the UC budget cuts and privatization, to mostly-hearted loyalty.&#8221;
The strain between Schwarzenegger and Yang arose [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Staff from Ole Today and the Daily Nexus to Appear on MTV&#8217;s The Real World: Isla Vista</title>
		<link>http://oletoday.com/wordpress/2010/01/staff-members-from-ole-today-and-the-daily-nexus-to-appear-on-mtvs-the-real-world-isla-vista/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 04:05:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Hurtz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Throwing a bunch of spoiled kids into a house and videotaping them fighting will never get old. ]]></description>
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		<title>Your Drunk Munchie Personality</title>
		<link>http://oletoday.com/wordpress/2010/01/your-drunchie-personality/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:21:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The_King</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Alex Smith:

A Drunchie is a college term which combines the word &#8220;drunk&#8221; and &#8220;munchie&#8221;. It refers to the consumption of food by an intoxicated individual. Generally speaking, one can judge their intoxication level by where and what they choose to eat. For example, if you choose Freebirds or Mexican food, you have reached maximum [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What the Hell is a Vegetable?</title>
		<link>http://oletoday.com/wordpress/2010/01/what-the-hell-is-a-vegetable/</link>
		<comments>http://oletoday.com/wordpress/2010/01/what-the-hell-is-a-vegetable/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:50:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shounak Dharap</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shounak Dharap:
What is a vegetable? This sounds like the prompt for a philosophy final that you are in no way prepared for, but it is in fact a legitimate question. What is a vegetable? We know what a fruit is &#8211; the covering of an embryo. That&#8217;s the botanical (and therefore ultimate) definition. Technically zucchini [...]]]></description>
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