Very good news in the banking world today for poor college students. Bank Of America will no longer charge overdraft fee’s for accounts overdrawn by $10 or less. (story)

Rednecks and NRA members across the nation have caused a massive shortage in ammunition. The reason for this shortage is directly correlated to these “gun toting” civilians fear of the Obama administration and a Democratic congress passing anti-gun legislation. (story)

A man in the state of Colorado was found building weapons of mass destruction and plotting a terrorist attack on sporting events. . . and all this time we thought the WMD were in Iraq. (story)

A new vaccine has been discovered that prevents HIV by 33%. According to the fact based movie I Am Legend, this will cause the citizens of the world to become night walkers and the survival of humanity will rest on Will Smith. (story)

President Obama met with foreign leaders at the U.N. security council meeting. They discussed limiting nuclear advancement and threats throughout the world. (story)
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