Ole Today found this week’s weirdest, wildest, and most interesting news stories, so you don’t have to. Now munch on these . . . no tip necessary.
In news related to the oldest man alive still trying to stay relevant, I bring you Jimmy Carter. He claims that racism is an issue for President Obama. He also ties this belief in to the “You lie” Rep. Joe Wilson. Yes, Carter believes Wilson’s outburst was racially motivated. (story)
European scientists discovered the first “rocky” planet outside of our solar system. This further supports the belief that there are other planets with the potential to sustain life. (story)
How would you like to enter your college lab and be murdered and found inside the walls a week later? That’s what I thought. The person of interest in this case has scratch marks on his arms, chest and back. (story)
In news about people with incredible mustaches, Burt Reynolds entered rehab for prescription drug abuse. (story)
FE Fi Fo Fum, In news pertaining to the top of the bean stock. The world has a new tallest man. (story)
The Toys R Us Giraffe died and PETA is suspecting foul play. The first suspect I would look at is those damn bananas in pajamas. (story)
Proof that SLO can’t hang. As if you needed an article to tell you that. (story)
