By Hieronymus Bosco:
Boo-hoo-hoo. Would you Republican Crybabies please get over it. Are you upset that you couldn’t disenfranchise enough minorities to steal the election? Obama was democratically elected to be our President for the next 4 years. Your dreams of a 1000 year Republican Reich have been shattered forever.
Speaking of Reichs, all your foaming at the mouth fulminations have all the characteristics of fascism. What a bunch of superior Brownshirts you would make, as you share all the same ideas: You think you possess superior knowledge and that this entitles you to rule forever; You are intolerant of all ideas other than your own; You would love to ban books and forbid freedom of the press and free speech because the free expression of ideas is a threat to your right wing fantasies.
Well, tell you what we’re going to do, Crybabies. You’re going to Texas!! That’s right. Texas is going to secede from the Union and you are going to dwell in your very own Paradise. Texas will be set adrift and renamed Nation of Angry Old White Men With Lots of Guns. No dissent will be allowed. There will only be one source of news, Faux News Propaganda Network. You will be required by law to carry around loaded weapons at all times. Yipeee!!! But, here’s the best part: Your Fearless Leader will be that Pompous Pontificator of Piffle, that Know-it-all of Know-it-alls, Generalissimo Rush Limbaugh. 
Eden, however, will not last very long because the only thing worse than a bunch of sniveling Crybabies is a bunch of armed and dangerous Know-it-alls. You won’t be able to agree on anything because, well, you each know it all. Civil War will break out and the Earth will be a better place with a lot less gun-hugging Know-it-alls. Bring plenty ammo, Crybabies, and don’t ask to come back because we don’t want narrow-minded, intolerant Neanderthals inhabiting and inhibiting our democracy.
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Freaking hilarious!
let them have it. if you think obama is any better than bush You Are Literally A Child.
Thanks for telling it like it is. It has nothing to do with whether Obama is better than Bush. It has to do with the double standard. If one spoke against the Bush admin you were called unpatriotic. Now those same hypocrits are spewing lies about the current President. You can’t have it both ways. Either the office is sacred and the people have spoken or you embrace Fascism. Get it straight. Thanks for saying what all the smart, truly patriotic people are thinking.
If you were to peruse any text on 20th century histoy, you would disover that fascism is strictly a phenomenon of the Left. But first you would probably need to know exactly what the term constitutes, and since you seem to throw the word around so carelessly I would surmise that you are merely regurgitating the same fodder that others before you have coughed up in an attempt to demonize the opposition. Oh how clever you are.
I’m sure you’re very pleased with your Nazi allusion, but are you aware that both Hitler and Mussolini preached their own versions (i.e. heresies) of Marxism? Can you name a country more successful in State manipulation than Germany, Italy, or Russia? For that is what fascism truly is: the Religion of the State. It is where the Government is all-knowing, all-powerful and benevolent beyond all suspicion.
So answer me this: Can you name a single Republican who has ever endorsed bigger government, more intrusion, and higher taxes to fund grotesque ideas of “progress” and social experimentation?
Next time, please do your homework so you actually know what the hell you’re talking about.
P.S. I happen to like the idea of an armed citizenry, because I’m fairly certain our government was designed by men who didn’t trust the government.
If you were to persue any text on modern English, you would understand the phenomenon of irony.
Also,
“Can you name a single Republican who has ever endorsed bigger government, more intrusion, and higher taxes to fund grotesque ideas of “progress” and social experimentation?”
I remember a special republican spending billions of dollars to fund overseas endeavors like the Iraq War, and since we found no nuclear weapons, it must have been in the name of progress. To give iraqis freedom – or western ideologies and progress – seems an awful like a social experiment to me. Don’t worry, the young people of America will foot the bill.
Finally,
Liberals have the balls to tax in order to pay for things.
wow. Fuck you. I’m Texan, my family is Texan, and I know a lot of good Texan people. What about Austin, Texas? or Houston? You are stereotyping Texas, and I doubt you’ve ever been there.
Uhhh, I think you me “Secession” not “Succession.” I know, I know, spellcheck can only get you so far. Keep trying though!